"PILOT SHOW' I dont know teh naem yet stuped!!!
It will air when I GETS MY MONEY$$$!!!!

My favartire episode is TEH FIRST OEN bacause it isnt maed yet!

But I will = reveal teh secrats of it to yuo!!!

As a 15 year old l337 haxor, he si undarapreceated!!!!

He grows himsalf till he is 57 years old and than COMMANDS RESPACT!!!

He also maeks his Mom look yunger cause she si starteing to look = old!!!!!

So they haev wacky advantures in SPAEC!!!!

The Klingans haev all ben killed by Chakote who goes on a KLINGAN SPREE!!!

So the Ronulans are only liek five hot babe Ronulans left becase the VULCANS ABSORBED THEM INTO THERE MINDS!!!! and vulcans dont liek teh hot babes so they let them go!!!!!

So his crew aer five Ronulans babes, teh last Klingan alive (he protected him from Chakote's mad Klingan killing spre!!!!!!) and a guy who looks like a slug but he is made of broken glass!!!!! He sounds liek this:

aslefihapowiehfoa[ishpfgoaishdpfoihapsdofihap9sdhf

And his siedkick personel translatar (cause no one speaks af;lispflaskjdfojasdpfojasdfljasdf) is a littal boy who is three but knows the mind of teh univarse!!! But no one beleaves him so he si stuck as tranlater to the broken glass slug guy.

And Q gets promoted to R!!!! so he shows up to mess with thangs but then Q3 (QUake 3 inside joek!!!!) shows up and they battals it!!!!

Weslay saves the ship but they get thrown to a new quadrent called the "K QUADRENT" and he has to take his ship home!!!!!!)

Another crewmembar is a woman who warez teh sexy clothes and her name is Candy. She is one of two of a pare of intargalactic twins that were born IN TEH SAME BODY!!!

When they were surgacly seperated at birth, her eval twin joined the EVAL JEDIS and can ues the DARK FORCE liek Boba Fatt!!!

So she was stowawaying onbord to look for her eval twin sister!!!!

But this new saries is NOT JUST A COMADY SPECIEL!!!

It has serias DRAMA, too!

Candys twin sistar is named Candy too, so she sneeks onboard the ship and convinces the crew that CANDY is the eval jedi!!!!

Drama musac!!!!!

Lights go down low and then the eval jedis attack!!!

Weslay takes command!!! "Raise teh shealds!!! Dispatch warrocket Ajax to bring back teh body!!!!'

And warrocket Ajax shoots out teh tube to bring back a bady...and when they look closar, it is WILLAN SHATNAR!!!

He didnt realy die!!! Picard put him undar the rocks and Kirk hold his breath untal Picard left and then got out from undar the rocks!!!

He becamse the RENAGADE CAPTAIN!!! He found the original Star Trak entarprise and maed the robots (liek data but since this si teh 28th Centary it si eASY to maek datas!!!) and he is CAPTEN AGAIN!!!

But he was visitng a planat and warrocket Ajax brings him back and he studied the situation and says THAT IS TEH FALSE CANDY!!!

SHE SI TEH EVAL EVAL JEDI!!! FIRE PHAZARS!!!

Then they shot teh eval jedi but SHE DEFLACTS THE LAZARS WITH HER HAND LIEK DARK VADAR!!!

Then she laughs that eval jedi laugh and DISAPPEARS!!!

Weslay comes out of teh coma (that the last son of Klingan acidentaly put him in!!!! it was an REAL acident, not liek Jerry seting teh doghouse on fier!!!

And when he does he = mad at kirk because EVARYONE in the 28th centary knows that yuo don't shot lazars at dark jedis!!! THEY JUST DEFLACT TEH SHOTS IF YUO DO!!!

So he tells Kirk to go hoem and then he opens a special frozen closat tube that has been frozen for many years to introduce the next crewmembar!!!

It is Bruce Lee! Bruce Lee didnt rally die! He just pretanded liek he did so he could be a secrat agent for..I dont know who for, but that's what happaned!!!

Bruce Lee woops out the kungfu and starts hitting the eval jedi because she came back and LAGHED AT HIM!!! ANBD NO OEN LAGHS AT BRUCE LEEE!!!!

And Bruce put on a shirt that says "LT LEE" so that he = starfleet and then he gieves that face with teh eyes bulging and the eval jedi knows she is in deep troubal!!!!

Okay, now, hears the trickey part: the good Candy comes out of HER coma (see: Klingan and lak of contral above) and she gets mad but she steps in front of Bruce lee before he hits teh eval jedi with teh KARATA CHOP!!!

She sas "She is eval but she is my sistar. We will leave togather!"
So eval Candy takes good candy and they go away, but before teh telaportar bean disolves them, THAT'S WHEN WESLAY SAYS NO! NO! NO! NO! CANDY PLASE DONT GO!!!
(he is not being sensative; he is fakeing it) so the telaportar beams shuts off and teh good Candy comes back and the eval Candy rematarializes RIGHT IN FRONT OF BRUCE LEES FIST OF FURY!!!

But what is that?

the millasecond before it hits her candy face, the screen freezes and it says

TO BE CONTANUED!!!

Ok, so the story said "to be continud" BUT that was just a top secrat PLOYE to get yuo to think teh show = ovar!!!

IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teh transformars will be speciol gest stars!!!

Thay are importent because they freeed the Fedaration from Bjorg control in teh 27th Centary!!!

They EAT BORG SHIPS liek food!!! Teh littal round ones only last oen day but teh big squares last a WEEK OF FEESTING!!!!

So the Bjorgs are now galaxy scums running around the galaxy away from teh TRANSFORMARS!!! Who banded togethar, good and bad so they COULD EAT TEH BJORGS!!!!

Then HueBjorg came to Weslay's doorstep (Thay have oen instaled on teh Entarprise K!!!_) and he says to Weslay

CAPTAN CRUSHAR!!! MY PEOPALS ARE BEING EATED BY TEH TRANSFORMARS!!!

Then Weslay brushes back teh gray command haircut that he now has and looks at teh screen.

TO BE CONTANUED!!!!

But it is teh trick again! LAL!!

YUO = Fell four it!!! LAL!!!

Weslay is uttarly dismayd by teh state of teh unian in teh 28th Centary, SO HE MOVES TO TEH 29TH CENTARY!!!

He takes his Mom along and lets bruce lee be capten of the Entarprise K!!!!!

So he goes ahead a hundrad years and finds teh othar ship (ENTARPRISE M!!!!) and he taeks teh command over it becase he has aged liek one year and he is getting the grey command hairs!!!!!

So he sits in teh chair and points his fingars and says MAEK IT SO!!!

But teh NOTHING HAPPENS!!!

So he decied that he has to have a crew cause his Mom dont know how to run an ENTARE STAR SHIP BY HERSALF!!!

So he goes to teh diffarant planats and starts gettings teh peopal for his crew.

He chooses a hot babe from the planey YOBYALP and she = FIRST OFFICAR!!!

Than, for securaty, he gets teh HUGE CYCLOPES MONSTAR WITH TEH BIG RED EYES!!! The Cyclopes is ten foot tall and has to duck his head when he goes into a room; HE IS THAT TALL!!!!

For teh communacatians officar, he gats Uhuroo who has been out of work since Star Trak 18!!!!! She says "Thank yuo Captain Weslayt Crushar of teh 28th Centary!!! I needs teh TRAK MONEY$$$!!!

Weslay looks at Uhuroo in teh eyes and says.

Yuor'e welcome!!!

Than he turns to his smal crew and says "We must finds more peopal to run this ship! MOER CREW!!!

So he trned to teh computar and!!!!

What? It says

TO BE CONTINAED!!!

This tiem FOR RALE!!!